Well, I survived the week with the girls. I am worn out, though!! I am glad we came home when we did, they didn't really start making crazy until the last day. They were pretty good, for the most part. I was just the taxi cab.
While I was gone, I was pondering some embarassing and humiliating things my kids have said, out loud, in public....
Mi*** (pointing at a man in Wal-Mart and yelling really LOUD) "look at that man, mom. He is UGLY. Do you see the UGLY man, mom?
A** (when she was 2 years old, and at the beach, a little african-american girl says "hi" to her) "Mom!! That monkey said hi to me." (just let me die now, I thought... as her dad headed my way with an angry look on his face)
B** and A** used to always offer this proposal when going through a fast food drive through "Do you want to come home with us and be our dad?"
K**, age 2, "look at that lady mom, she has a biggy, biggy butt." It WAS HUGE!!
There are numerous more, but those were the worst that came to mind. :) Gotta love what comes out of their mouths, sometimes.